- Kevin: hey can i sleep on your floor on the 22nd
- Me: why? maybe... of which month?
- Kevin: I mean of this month. Thanks! Bcuz the guy im sleeping with's parents are coming over and he doesnt want them to know of me
- kevin: Oh sorry wrong person I meant to text myself
kevin lu can text now!... sort of.
- (receive text from mysterious number)
- ? : hey tracy yen how've you been? hows break so far?
- me: hey sorry! i lost all my contacts. who is this again?
- ? : you never had this number but i've always had yours :)
- ? : btw this isn't creepy at all
- ? : hey so what are you wearing. just kidding
- ? : oh this is kevin lu
one day...
- Tracy: kevins a winner
- Tracy: hes gona be famous one day
- Cece: definitely
- Tracy: we can be like
- Tracy: 'we knew that guy when he was regular'
- Cece: LOL
- Cece: omg... if that day ever comes...i'm going to laugh so hard
- Cece: at his Oscar award acceptance speech: "Thank you... thank you everyone. I mean, I'm just a regular guy. But thanks anyway."
in the car on the way to karaoke
- Me: Hey, did you eat dinner yet?
- Kevin: No, I didnt. Did you?
- Me: No, I just had a pretzel around 5.
- Me: Want to check out what they have there?
- (points to korean restaurant)
- Kevin: Sure.
- (gets out of the car)
- Kevin: That was actually a fake conversation.
- Kevin: I ate dinner.
Kevin Lu: “I think all of those pictures are… really attractive. No homo.”
Me: “You can’t say that.”
Kevin Lu: “Oh, sorry. All homo.”
oldie but goodie
- Kevin Lu: hey are you going to the apasa assembly mixer on monday
- Me: idk, we should probably go though
- Kevin Lu: wanna head over togethter
- Kevin Lu: i dont have friends
- Kevin Lu: should i bring some gifts for people. i once read from a book that people are more inclined to be your friend if you give them free stuff
- Kevin Lu: ohmygosh what should i bring
